What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

The history of music is mortal, but the idiocy of the guitar is eternal.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

Usually this music is played only by a harp. If there's any accompaniment it's a harpsichord or guitar. When we played in Ireland, my five string banjo was a curiosity.

In 1962 when rejecting the Beatles "we don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out"

I can usually see a glint in them if they are really passionate about music and guitar.