When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

Who seeks to please all men each way, and not himself offend, he may begin his work today, but God knows where he'll end

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him