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When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself


Mark Twain

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DAVID O. RUSSELL Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER When God Himself bestows His Glance of Grace, He blends us into Himself.
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB Ronnie could turn himself into any character. He did it with an effortless ease.
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CHAI VANG He did a real good job. He did contain himself and settled down and pitched well. He used his breaki...
CECIL COOPER What did the president know, and when did he know it?
HOWARD BAKER He just digs himself deeper into a hole no matter when he does it.
ALAN LIGHT Man is a fallen star till he is right with heaven: he is out of order with himself and all around hi...
CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON If the mercy of God is so great that He can instruct us, to our salvation, even when He hides Himsel...
BLAISE PASCAL He that falls into sin is a man; that grieves at it, is a saint; that boasteth of it, is a devil.
THOMAS FULLER He that falls into sin is a man; that grieves at it, is a saint; that boasts of it, is a devil.
THOMAS FULLER The pseudonym for God when He did not want to sign.
ANATOLE FRANCE Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.
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JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does...
CHIEF SEATTLE I thought he wrestled a great match when he defeated Mark Brown. He wrestled smart.
BRIAN KAPUSTA God did not curse man, he cursed the earth
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SHANNON MILLER A man admits when has done something wrong. A gentleman apologizes for what he did wrong. A wise man...
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CHRISTINA ENGELA When he took time to help the man up the mountain, lo, he scaled it himself.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.
THEOPHILE GAUTIER Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign
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VIRGIL OR VERGIL (PUBLIUS VIRGILIUS MARO VERGIL) The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, JR The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES JR. Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter hear...
BIBLE Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it.
DEYTH BANGER When she went into graphic detail about what he did to that little girl, I just lost it.
MARIO VITALI For three quarters we did a great job on him. But he stepped it up when he needed to. He's not a sch...
JAKE PALLUZZI He was always helping everybody. He was a fix-it guy. When people were in need, he just did it.
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KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL Man is a god when he dreams and a beggar when he thinks.
FRIEDRICH HOELDERLIN Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.
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KINKY FRIEDMAN Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.
HERACLITUS Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.
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HAL HOLBROOK He demanded a lot from all of us, but I think he put more pressure and demands on himself. That's wh...
JAMAL MAYERS It was a quick move. It shocked us, but he did a heck of a job. When he was out there he played like...
LEMAR MARSHALL He did on the mound today what he's been doing all year. He's locked in, pitching very well. He gets...
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BILL STONEMAN when man determined to destroy
himself he picked the was
of shall and finding only why <...
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ANAïS NIN He came back and proved a point. When he plays like he did today, with all his running, he is a grea...
JOE ROYLE A great nation is like a great man:
When he makes a mistake, he realizes it.
Having realiz...
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN When man meets an obstacle he can't destroy, he destroys himself.
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HENRY DAVID THOREAU As soon as he hit it, I thought I had it. But I lost it when it went into the lights. I did my best.
DANNY BAUTISTA A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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LEE WARREN This is great for Sean because he's a great young man. He did a great job for us.
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MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
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MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
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MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
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MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
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MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
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MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
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MARK TWAIN In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
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MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evils.
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MARK TWAIN We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only m...
MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
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MARK TWAIN There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
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MARK TWAIN To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his...
MARK TWAIN One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
MARK TWAIN A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
MARK TWAIN I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, b...
MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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MARK TWAIN Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expe...
MARK TWAIN Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
MARK TWAIN It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
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MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
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MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
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MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
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MARK TWAIN Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiment...
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MARK TWAIN The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAIN Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the reall...
MARK TWAIN If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN ′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Trut...
MARK TWAIN Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
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MARK TWAIN Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
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