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When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by the sign that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.


Jonathan Swift

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FRANCINE RIVERS The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
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That's what's happening....
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ANTHONY BECHT If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
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From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
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A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
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JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
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JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Faith! he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter.
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JONATHAN SWIFT There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Books, the children of the brain.
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JONATHAN SWIFT The rolling fictions grow in strength and size, Each author adding to the former lies.
JONATHAN SWIFT I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent, the rest enlarge.
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JONATHAN SWIFT No wise man ever wished to be younger.
JONATHAN SWIFT A college joke to cure the dumps.
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JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Hail, fellow, well met, All dirty and wet: Find out, if you can, Who's master, who's man...
JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear, But turn the deaf ear, As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
JONATHAN SWIFT Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools, That flattery's the food of fools; Yet now and then your men...
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JONATHAN SWIFT May you live all the days of your life.
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JONATHAN SWIFT I row after health like a waterman...
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JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
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JONATHAN SWIFT A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he i...
JONATHAN SWIFT The tucked-up sempstress walks hasty strides, While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
JONATHAN SWIFT I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand
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JONATHAN SWIFT I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
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JONATHAN SWIFT Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
JONATHAN SWIFT I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every dog must have his day.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
JONATHAN SWIFT War is the child of Pride, and Pride the daughter of Riches.
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JONATHAN SWIFT A lie is an excuse guarded
JONATHAN SWIFT Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
JONATHAN SWIFT Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
JONATHAN SWIFT Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
JONATHAN SWIFT Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
JONATHAN SWIFT All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
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