When a vulture is about to die it goes to city, similarly when one is destined to go bankrupt, one goes to share market.

When the grace of supreme acts partially, it makes a dumb, stupid and lazy man; eloquent, clever and energetic: but when the grace of supreme acts fully, it again turns an eloquent, clever and energetic man into a dumb, stupid and lazy man, thus spake Astavakra.

All the conflicts, fights and disputes of the world including domestic, managerial and international conflicts, would be halved from the present level, if people start to take after noon siesta, because more you sleep less you have time to fight, thus spake Hypos-The God of sleep

The Paretos’s principle states that the eighty percent of the teenagers keep an extra tab open in their computers/laptops in case their parents come in their room, the twenty percent of parents too do the same thing.

He could neither read faces nor books properly, because since childhood he was always on Facebook

He adds friends on Facebook, not to befriend them, but to get applause, whenever he posts his photos, comments or notes on Facebook