When a woman turns to scholarship there is usually something wrong with her sexual opportunities

God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment -- but many other things ceased as well!

The Germans are like women, you can scarcely ever fathom their depths -- they haven't any.

What separates two people most profoundly is a different sense and degree of cleanliness.

If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip

A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.