When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.


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When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
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When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
JERRY GARCIA
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
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The lives of the best of us are spent in choosing between evils.
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The choice before human beings, is not, as a rule, between good and evil but between two evils. —...
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both.
TRYON EDWARDS
Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both
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One has got to choose between the two evils, also between the lesser of the two evils in the matter ...
MORARJI DESAI
We're choosing the best of two evils. It's either be stuck in the hotel or stuck on the road.
BRYAN STEVEN
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
In politics the choice is constantly between two evils.
JOHN MORLEY
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
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ive loved an ive falllen but yet until now ive always gotten back up but ur blow to the heart has su...
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil.
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Of two evils we must always choose the least.
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A pessimist is one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
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Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
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Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
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Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
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To tremble before anticipated evils is to bemoan what thou hast never lost.
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That combination was something we wanted to hit last week (against West Craven). We tried two or thr...
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Never try to catch two frogs with one hand
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When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it, and I didn...
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When choosing between two similar applicants, hiring managers are increasingly turning to social med...
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
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I always assumed I could never make a living out of literary fiction, and I was right. When I did tr...
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I think there's trust [between the two men], ... I tried to be honest. I think everyone knows I have...
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I've been a schoolteacher. I always try to get the kids to finish talking before the next one st...
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Well, number one I like dancing. Number two I knew it would be challenging because I had never done ...
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I always tried to be the perfect little girl. Always tried to have the perfect little manners. Never...
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Of two evils I have chose the least.
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To prefer evil to good is not in human nature; and when a man is compelled to choose one of two evil...
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SARAH DESSEN
He headed right up between the wedge and that's when I saw the guy breaking through on the right sid...
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(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
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The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life tha...
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I try to preserve whatever balance society has between public and personal life. I never try to eat ...
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Aye, well, I've got my garden.
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I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
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On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
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I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
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I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
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I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
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I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
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I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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Hello you're with Drudge.
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I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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No one (has) come from West Papua in boats before like this, seeking political asylum.
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When given the choice amongst the Lesser of Two Evils, choose the Greater of All Goods.
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I first began to dry specimens for preservation carelessly perhaps at first, but before the season w...
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