When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Camelot is a silly place.

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Beldevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.