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When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.


Charles M. Smith

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SUSAN BETH PFEFFER This will be the third year that Carney and Smith have been playing together. They played a little a...
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LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD Legend has it that when God created me, he gave me a big distinctive voice, a lot of boldness and no...
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PROVERB What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two may not make four.
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SUNDAY ADELAJA If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
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AYSHA TARYAM To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.
JOSH JENKINS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it
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BILL SHARP It would have been very easy for him to pout, so kudos to Randy Smith.
SCOTT VLINK If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
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JOSEPH DE MAISTRE It is overdoing the thing to die for love.
FRENCH PROVERB God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.
VICTOR HUGO your Beautiful and Don't Thank Me Thank God He Created You!!!
NOBLE DA GENIUS At the time, when Rusty comes up to this disco, this lounge, he observes Mr. Smith, as he describes,...
ALBERT DAYAN At the time, when Rusty comes up to this disco, this lounge, he observes Mr. Smith, as he describes,...
ALBERT DAYAN The only good deed I’ll be doing tonight is for the angels.”
“The angels?”
“Have...
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KATE MEADER Everywhere Gage looked, his fingers itched to touch and his brain raced to keep up. A snake coiled b...
KATE MEADER I met Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I'm not really star struck by actors, but musicia...
CHRISTOPHER MINTZ-PLASSE God creates partners and He created me to be with you. We are lucky to have found each other.
MARK TIAMZON Given the world that he created, it would be an impiety against God to believe in him.
JOHN BANVILLE We have had meetings with Robert Smith and he does have reservations.
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JAMES GRAY It started when Charles became president. He became more active and the group more actively tried to...
GARY HILL If something is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
NILE RODGERS And Ozzie Smith would never have been in the Hall of Fame either without all the outstanding plays h...
BOB FORSCH The Divine may have created many hells", he says, "but I think they pale beside what men create for ...
ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT He did play golf, and he did come home. It may have been a side trip.
DICK HARPOOTLIAN ... for miracles to happen, God, need our cooperation. As Pastor Charles once told me, God can throw...
STEVAN V. NIKOLIC God and His Son are glorified personages. God the Father is our living Creator, and His Son, Jesus C...
JAMES E. FAUST And if tonight my soul may find her peace
in sleep, and sink in good oblivion,
and in the morn...
D. H. (DAVID HERBERT) LAWRENCE God may not be there when you want him but he is always on time.
TERRELL OWENS God created sex. Priests created marriage.
VOLTAIRE I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, although I'm inclined to think he might have been ...
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SANTOSH THANKACHAN And when the world is created, it is created in such a way that those eternal objects of God's l...
ROWAN WILLIAMS You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the ...
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HENRY WARD BEECHER God did not like the idea of mistakes, and so He created variety.
LESLIE MIKLOSY The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
HENRY WARD BEECHER God cannot be everywhere; that's why he had created Philanthropists(Volunteers and Donors).
SABIHA HASAN The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
HENRY WARD BEECHER I have to thank Charles greatly because he's been one of my greatest fans. It's not just our friends...
DOMINIQUE WILKINS As sure as ever God puts His children in the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them. - ...
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FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE He may have been an adjunct instructor, ... professor.
CHARLES JOHNSON He that will not when he may, When he will he shall have nay.
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CHARLES M. SCHULZ The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ We will put no impediment in your way and we will be at dockside bidding you a farewell as you set o...
CHARLES M. LICHENSTEIN St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly wh...
CHARLES M. MADIGAN Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could "fast forward' throu...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ A concern that produces its own raw materials, and works them up through the various processes until...
CHARLES M. SCHWAB None of my kids can draw!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Once when Monty was in kindergarten, I had read to him and was trying to get him to go to sleep. He ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is goi...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There is a thought among some brands of theology that souls are waiting up in heaven to be born. Now...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well an...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know wh...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of re...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one anoth...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties an...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.
CHARLES M. BLOW That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There is no wrong time to do the right thing.
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