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When he called me that night, he told me it was much more dramatic that I wasn't there. It was just wonderful (receiving the award). In my position as director of agencies I certainly have given volunteer of the year awards, but I'd never received one. So, this was really nice.


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FRAN LEBOWITZ Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I must take issue with the term “a mere child,” for it has been my invariable experience that th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possib...
FRAN LEBOWITZ All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable. T...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Think before you speak, read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweate...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have tho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
FRAN LEBOWITZ فكر قبل أن تتكلم، واقرأ قبل أن تفكر
FRAN LEBOWITZ Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not po...
FRAN LEBOWITZ I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, w...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Sleep is death without the responsibility.
FRAN LEBOWITZ There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I don't see her crying much. But that was one thing she cried about, that she might not be able to p...
FRAN PEREZ It's not so much like we're helping her. She's not an invalid. She's very strong, God bless her.
FRAN PEREZ I often used to say, the more parties there were for a book, the worse the book was.
FRAN LEBOWITZ A salad is not a meal. It is a style.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Nothing succeeds like address
FRAN LEBOWITZ If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something
FRAN LEBOWITZ Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ London - A place you go to get bronchitis
FRAN LEBOWITZ To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who want...
FRAN LEBOWITZ