When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don't. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I'm not.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.