When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.

If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.