When I first put this uniform on.

Time was when Love and I were well acquainted.

In enterprise of martial kind / When there was any fighting, / He led his reg'ment from behind / He found it less exciting.

When we put on this uniform, we know what we have to do,

When I first signed my deal, they said if I made the All-Star Game in the first three years, we could rip up this contract and sign a new one. Well, I made it last year and they blew me off, and nothing has happened this year either. All I want is to get my face out there. If I'm the last person on the totem pole, just tell me I'm not in your future -- don't keep my hopes and dreams up.

I try to wear the same uniform when I am pitching.