Jeff Foxworthy
Related Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I'm from New York. I have a non, neutral accent. It can go any way you want. ABIGAIL BRESLIN When you say, 'Southern,' or you speak about a southern accent, there's always that draw... ANGIE THOMAS JOHNNIE COCHRAN MALLORY JANSEN PRIYANKA CHOPRA About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS RICK RIORDAN TATIANA MASLANY I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like ... SKY FERREIRA ASTRO It's super trippy coming to America because we know everything about it - from music and film. I... WATKIN TUDOR JONES I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people ... JOSHUA JACKSON RICK RIORDAN I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not... JIM GAFFIGAN And when I first came out from New York, I hadn't driven in a long time. Now I'm like Joe Sp... CALISTA FLOCKHART I go out and date people, but I don't have that relationship, where you know, I'm like Jenni... MISSY ELLIOTT PRIYANKA CHOPRA I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.' BILL ENGVALL I've never played Scots or got the chance to do my Scottish accent. I'm always trying it out... CALLUM KEITH RENNIE Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS LUCAN LUCAN I started out in New York, and New York has a way of countering a Southern accent, naturally; when I... KIM DICKENS You get to a new school, and you're the new guy, or you're the foreigner, or you're the ... EDGAR RAMIREZ I'm not good enough to flip in and out of my Brit accent to my American accent. DAMIAN LEWIS When I first left drama school, I was too posh for the working-class parts and not posh enough for t... BEN CHAPLIN ED WEEKS It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid. AHMED BEST JOHN RIDLEY WIZ KHALIFA MICHAEL DOUGLAS There is definitely that thing here a little where people are like 'Oh that Broadway girl has co... LAURA BELL BUNDY Coming in and out of Hollywood for pilot season, I may have to thicken my accent or hear that, physi... CARLOS PONCE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I grew up three and a half hours outside of Chicago, but people would call me a 'hick' or &#... BRETT ELDREDGE GERARD BUTLER JACK MCBRAYER BRIAN BINNIE Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."GORDON KORMAN Tell me the truth - do you think I've lost my Southern accent? I feel it comes back to me only w... CLEO MOORE When I left Chicago, people said, 'Careful with that Texas heat'. I'm like, 'I'm... AMAURY NOLASCO MEGAN FOX DRAYMOND GREEN SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA TYGA KATHARINE HEPBURN I think 'The Sopranos' probably solidifies the misconception that people have about New Jers... FRANK VINCENT JOHN OLIVER I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them fi... BILL ENGVALL When I first started talking about running for office, a lot of people said to me, 'Don't le... ELIZABETH WARREN STEPHENIE MEYER You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite effect on me. It ... DJ QUALLS I have to say that getting to tackle Maria in 'The Sound of Music' at Carnegie Hall was surr... LAURA OSNES There have been moments where I'm like, 'I don't know how I'm going to survive and p... KATE MICUCCI I'm from the South, and there's a different understanding of how to chop. There's a syll... YELAWOLF JANE LEVY I'm Jamaican, man. I'm Jamaican first. You gotta understand that's where I'm from. T... DONOVAN BAILEY I'm aware now over the last 5 or 10 years that when you do an accent, you really have to kind of... BRENDAN GLEESON SOFIA VERGARA If you're sitting in that audience ready to fight me from the very beginning, I'm going to h... BETTY CARTER BILLY IDOL If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me. MEGYN KELLY DEBI THOMAS PAIGE VANZANT EMINEM I feel like I'm kind of faking something if I'm talking as myself and putting on an accent. MELANIE LYNSKEY BROOKE SHIELDS Win or lose, I always like to get back to my friends and family. They keep me grounded. When I'm... GABRIEL MEDINA I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and ... NICK SWARDSON If I can iron out my accent, it opens up another world of possible jobs. Whereas if you have that ve... BIRGITTE HJORT SORENSEN BOBBIE ANN MASON JULIA ROBERTS I'd say the key thing is to remain true to what originally got you into music. When I wrote '... GIN WIGMORE When I first started, the very first body of music I made when I got signed to Atlantic were songs w... WYNTER GORDON When I'm rapping, like, a turn up song, I'm thinking about what the people want to hear; thi... TINK DAVID BOWIE A really irritating thing when you're watching a film is if somebody's accent isn't bang... RACHEL HURD-WOOD MORRISSEY I just like talking, and I'm really truthful. Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I think... HAYLEY HASSELHOFF People expect me to be stupid. I'm not saying I'm Stephen Fry, but it is amazing the percept... JAMIE DORNAN CARRIE ANN INABA CAMILA CABELLO I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid. ANDREW BOGUT PHILIP PULLMAN I'd watched every episode of 'True Blood' from the very beginning. The show's charac... ROBERT KAZINSKY When I'm in the city, I like to go to different events and get introduced to different people. T... CARL HAGELIN I woke up one day and wanted to change my look. And I was like, 'Okay, what are you going to do ... CECE PENISTON I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT
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