When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.