When I hear the word Heidegger I reach for my axe. He may have swiped it.

The difference between a contemporary liberal and a socialist is that to a liberal the most beautiful word in the English language is 'forbidden', whereas to a socialist the most beautiful word is 'compulsory'.

Whenever I hear a dog continually barking, my reaction is one of relief-that it's not my dog making all that racket and inciting the neighbors to call the police.

The difference between a contemporary liberal and a socialist is that to a liberal the most beautiful word in the English language is 'forbidden', whereas to a socialist the most beautiful word is 'compulsory'.

The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy.

When you have slumps, there is a discordant amount of harping. When things are up, you don't hear a peep.