When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock

The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.

Reading Emerson is like drinking water to me.

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back