J.D. Salinger quote: "When I really worry about something, I don´t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don´t go. I´m too worried to go. I don´t want to interrupt my worrying to go."

I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on a...
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I've never seen such a bunch of apple-eaters.
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What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that ...
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This fall I think you're riding for—it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling ...
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I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to b...
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Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. T...
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You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?
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That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look ...
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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He once told Allie and I that if he'd had to shoot anybody, he wouldn't've known which direction to ...
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I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay a...
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really ...
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when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature...
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Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightene...
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Yet a real artist, I've noticed, will survive anything. (Even praise, I happily suspect.)
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I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even kn...
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I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
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Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
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who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
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But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.
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I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.
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And I can't be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enoug...
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Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.
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If you do something too good, then, after a while, if you don't watch it, you start showing off. And...
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I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of thos...
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants ...
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy...
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I mean they don't seem able to love us just the way we are. They don't seem able to love us unless t...
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She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies ...
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to ha...
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She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, hol...
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You’d better get busy, though, buddy. The goddam sands run out on you every time
You turn ar...
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Why's it so sunny?" she repeated.
Zooey observed her rather narrowly. "I bring the sun wherever...
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Bessie: 'Why don't you get married?'
Zooey: 'I like riding in trains too much. You never get to...
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Listen, I don't care what you say about my race, creed, or religion, Fatty, but don't tell me I'm no...
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My god, there's absolutely nothing tenth-rate about you, and yet you're up to your neck at this minu...
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Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.
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People never notice anything.
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It's no fun to be yellow. Maybe I'm not all yellow. I don't know. I think maybe I'm just partly yell...
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't ...
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It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Don't tell people what you are thinking, or you will miss them terribly when you are away.
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I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.
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The catcher in the rye... that's all I really want to be...
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I wouldn't exactly describe her as strictly beautiful. She knocked me out, though.
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I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone e...
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I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.
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It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in lo...
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I also say "Boy" a lot. Partly because I have a lousy vocabulary and partly because I act quite youn...
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Boy, it began to rain like a bastard. In buckets, I swear to God. All the parents and mothers and ev...
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People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily,...,and he had very red hair.
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Some guys spend days looking for something they lost. I never seem to have anything that if I lost i...
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Then I’d throw my automatic down the elevator shaft-after I’d wiped off all the fingerprints and...
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D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn't know w...
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That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere...
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I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window.
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I don’t give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. Sometime...
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I think that one of these days," he said, "you're going to have to find out where you want to go. An...
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As much as anything else, it was a stare, not so paradoxically, of a privacy-lover who, once his pri...
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Rudford lay on his back in the grass and watched great cotton clouds slip through the sky. Peculiarl...
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چیزی که دنبالش می‌گشتم یه جور احساس خدافظی بود. می‌خوا...
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Think about this truck. Make believe this is not the darkest, wettest, most miserable Army truck you...
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I never really knew anything about friendship before I was in the Army. Did you Vince?"
"Not a...
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Unfortunately, here as elsewhere on this touching planet, imitation is the watchword and prestige th...
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After I go out this door, I may only exist in the minds of all my acquaintances…I may be an orange...
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I hate saying corny things like 'traveling incognito.' But when I' with somebody that's corny, I alw...
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I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al...
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If or when I do start going to an analyst, I hope to God he has the foresight to let a dermatologist...
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You don't know how to talk to people you don't like. Don't love, really. You can't live in the world...
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She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate obser...
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Give me a story that just makes me unreasonably vigilant. Keep me up till five only because all your...
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I privately say to you, old friend... please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of early-bloo...
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Give me an honest con man any day.
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You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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I don't know what good it is to know so much and be smart as whips and all if it doesn't make you ha...
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I love you to pieces, distraction, etc.
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I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.
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I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, som...
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I don’t think it would have all got me quite so down if just once in a while—just once in a whil...
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or s...
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This whole goddamn house stinks of ghosts.
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The thing he was afraid of, he was afraid somebody'd say something smarter than he had.
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He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just se...
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Oh, I don’t know. That digression business got on my nerves. I don’t know. The trouble with me i...
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John Keats / John Keats / John / Please put your scarf on.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door."<...
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Catholics are always trying to find out if you're a Catholic.
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When I'd originally loaded the car and held the door open for him, I'd had a passing impulse to pick...
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I felt like praying or something, when I was in bed, but I couldn't do it. I can't always pray when ...
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But you don't have to be a bad guy to depress somebody-you can be a good guy and do it.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S.'s suicide and the only one who really forgave ...
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These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're runn...
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If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the w...
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt l...
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Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was. Nobody'...
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to ...
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I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.
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is he crazy?" --Harcourt-Brace editor on Holden Caulfield
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The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than th...
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That digression business got on my nerves. I don't now. The trouble with me is, I like it whe...
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It's 'If a body meet a body coming through the rye'!" old Phoebe said. "It's a poem. By Robert Burns...
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the sentence im reading is terrific ...
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I don’t even like old cars. I mean, they don’t even interest me at all. I'd rather have a goddam...
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You never even worried with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were ha...
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Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls wi...
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What I really felt like, though, was committing suicide. I felt like jumping out the window. I proba...
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That's something that annoys the hell out of me- I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and ...
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I felt so lonesome, all of a sudden. I almost wished I was dead.
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Lawyers are alright, I guess — but it doesn't appeal to me", I said. "I mean they're alright if th...
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We're freaks, the two of us, Franny and I. I'm a twenty-five-year-old freak and she's a twenty-one-y...
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I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, putting gas and oil in people's cars. I ...
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I took her dress over to the closet and hung it up. It was funny. It made me feel sort of sad when I...
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I felt so damn happy all of a sudden, the way old Phoebe kept going around and around. I was damn ne...
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You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
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There's a marvelous peace in not publishing, there's a stillness. When you publish, the world thinks...
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I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could te...
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Well. He's a very sensitive boy. He's really never been a terribly good mixer with other boys...' J.D. SALINGER

I guess, even before that, I'd get them to empty out everything their parents and everybody ever tol...
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Do you have any emotions?"
"If I do, I don't remember when I ever used them. I don't see what t...
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He was little more than halfway down the staircase when he heard an all-piercing, sustained scream--...
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Nothing in the voice of the cicada intimates how soon it will die.
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Mary Jane. Listen. Please," Eloise said, sobbing. "You remember our freshman year, and I had that br...
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Look at 'em,' he said. 'Goddam fools.' 'Who?' said Ginnie. 'I don't know. Anybody.
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Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no...
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My father wrote beautifully,” Esmé interrupted. “I’m saving a number of his letters for poste...
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Ah, Sharon Lipschutz," said the young man. "How that name comes up. Mixing memory and desire.
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You're just being logical...You're just giving me a regular, intelligent answer. I was trying to hel...
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I see you are looking at my feet," he said to her when car was in motion.
"I beg your pardon?" ...
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You know Sven? The man who takes care of the gym?' he asked. He waited till he got a nod from Nichol...
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But doctors talk about cells as if they had such unlimited importance all by themselves. As if they ...
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That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dres...
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I mean it's very hard to meditate and live a spiritual life in America. People think you're a freak ...
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I prayed for the city to be cleared of people, for the gift of being alone—a-l-o-n-e: which is the...
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Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey...
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Did you see more glass?
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You take a really sleepy man, Esmé, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all ...
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Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable...
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You know that apple Adam ate in the Garden of Eden, referred to in the Bible?' he asked. 'You know w...
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She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhapp...
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They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more. It'...
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He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
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Written in ink, in German, in a small, hopelessly sincere handwriting, were the words "Dear God, lif...
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You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logi...
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If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable...
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things ...
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We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with ...
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Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them-especially if they were about a thousa...
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If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet.
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People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it.
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Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all—...
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I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do l...
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If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate ev...
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It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
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Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin...
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I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park Sout...
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I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor...
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Everybody in this family gets his goddamn religion in a different package.
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Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield
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She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap th...
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One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say...
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You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t...
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But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking abo...
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Then the carousel started, and I watched her go round and round...All the kids tried to grap for the...
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Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
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We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, tw...
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-Hey, listen," I said. "You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That litt...
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If you're not in
the mood, you can't do that stuff right.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
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There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just ...
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy
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Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well o...
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O tipo da marinha e eu dissemos um ao outro que tinha sido um prazer. Que é uma coisa que me deixa ...
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People always think something's all true.
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It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you...
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
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Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Budd...
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I don't like it when it stings,' he said. 'Nobody does.
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American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President.
PIERRE SALINGER

When I really worry about something, I don´t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don´t go. I´m too worried to go. I don´t want to interrupt my worrying to go.

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When I really worry about something, I don´t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don´t go. I´m too worried to go. I don´t want to interrupt my worrying to go.

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