When I sold my first book, 'A Conspiracy of Tall Men,' it was part of a two-book deal. It wasn't hugely lucrative, but it was enough money for me to quit the paralegal job I had in San Francisco.


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The House of Representatives eliminated the filibuster way back in the 19th century, and somehow it ...
TIMOTHY NOAH
It's nice being friends over a period of time with people whose music you like so much, or other...
NOAH BAUMBACH
There's no shortage of Democrats who are at least as committed as Schwarzenegger to reducing gre...
TIMOTHY NOAH
As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think m...
NOAH BAUMBACH
I speak French fluently, so that really helped.
NOAH HATHAWAY
In the modern world there's no such thing as formality. A dinner jacket used to mean a tuxedo, y...
NOAH EMMERICH
So we're going to do a Battlestar Galactica themed bike and bring another one of the bikes.
NOAH HATHAWAY
I've always been a fan of issues around race and racialism, and I've loved playing with it. ...
TREVOR NOAH
The doomsayers of the 1970s were wrong about how quickly the world would run out of oil, but not abo...
TIMOTHY NOAH
A film set becomes its own family anyway, and all family dynamics come out during a shoot. The trick...
NOAH BAUMBACH
The financial services industry is a ward of the state.
TIMOTHY NOAH
On Wall Street, financial crisis destroys jobs. Here in Washington, it creates them. The rest is jus...
TIMOTHY NOAH
When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.
NOAH BAUMBACH
Atreyu comes from a land called Fantasia. It's an imaginary land.
NOAH HATHAWAY
During the New Deal, people thought to be liberal was to reject socialism on one extreme and fascism...
NOAH FELDMAN
The modern presidency, as expressed in the policies of the administration of George W. Bush, provide...
NOAH FELDMAN
I'm thinking about naming my first son Emmy so I can say I've got one. I want Emmy, Oscar an...
NOAH WYLE
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when ...
TIMOTHY NOAH
This is the SEC. We've got to be ready at all times. We've got to be on edge. It's unacceptable.
JOAKIM NOAH
We like to say it's acoustic driven rock.
NOAH SMITH
Was President Obama's endorsement of gay marriage crassly political? God, I hope so.
TIMOTHY NOAH
Self-realization is attained only when we comprehend the difference between the things we could own ...
NELSON NOAH
Being a teacher is back-breakingly difficult work. It is also extremely important work.
TIMOTHY NOAH
If Romney were a chair, he'd be a squishy, expensively upholstered easy chair that bore the impr...
TIMOTHY NOAH
The federal government does not trample in jackboots those with whom it does business. It wraps them...
TIMOTHY NOAH
Marriage is the most obvious public practice about which information is readily available. When comb...
NOAH FELDMAN
Obama is an intelligent man whose life and work experience sensitize him to class distinctions.
TIMOTHY NOAH
I like the anonymity, the fact that you're a stranger making strangers laugh. You aren't for...
TREVOR NOAH
I've never been afraid to fall in love, nor impatient to find it.
TREVOR NOAH
Moderates tend more than ideologues to be other-directed types who respond to external pressure.
TIMOTHY NOAH
When I see this atmosphere, I miss tennis. It's a lot tougher, because you feel helpless and can't h...
YANNICK NOAH
An orthodox belief in big government's inefficiency cannot coexist with an orthodox belief in pr...
TIMOTHY NOAH
Electing Barack Obama president was a glorious Jackie Robinson moment for the United States of Ameri...
TIMOTHY NOAH
Life is glorious, but it can be counted on to be cruel.
NOAH GORDON
When the topic is growing income inequality, it's hard to prettify an imbalance between the rich...
TIMOTHY NOAH
In Washington, the accepted method for passing along information about how the government fails to m...
TIMOTHY NOAH
Every generation gets the Constitution that it deserves. As the central preoccupations of an era mak...
NOAH FELDMAN
Iraqi national identity under Saddam Hussein never truly incorporated Shiites or Kurds. Sunnis, who ...
NOAH FELDMAN
The Kurds were the only people in Iraq who were completely unguarded in expressing their gratitude t...
TIMOTHY NOAH
If one does not wish to take the word of journalists, human rights groups, and the United Nations th...
TIMOTHY NOAH
The transformation of the United States from a traditional republic to a democratic nation run in la...
NOAH FELDMAN
To pine for the days before public education became a practical reality is to pine for an America he...
TIMOTHY NOAH
There's more outrage on Twitter about a One Direction split or about what one band member said t...
TREVOR NOAH
A movie set or any set is a completely private place and it feels very insulated.
NOAH EMMERICH
I know he's been working really hard. I talk to him all the time, and I feel like he's trying as har...
YANNICK NOAH
We weren't supposed to make it here in time for the game but we flew to Miami and chartered a plane ...
YANNICK NOAH
Looking back, that was selfish of me.
YANNICK NOAH
It made me hungry. I feel like I'm in a program that really helped me individually as a player. I fe...
YANNICK NOAH