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Related I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized. ROB RIGGLE I was a very special child. I did stand-up comedy. I did it all. My family didn't understand. &#... ALESSANDRA TORRESANI AL PACINO ROBIN WILLIAMS I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, ... JIM GAFFIGAN JERRY SEINFELD I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up ... NATASHA LEGGERO I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you d... JIM VARNEY AMY SEDARIS I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I d... DAVE ATTELL BILLY GARDELL JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.... RACHAEL HARRIS GEORGE LOPEZ BILL BURR I think, if I'm doing my job correctly, I'm presenting a scenario for you as the reader to e... T. C. BOYLE And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy. DAVID DUVAL JACKIE ROBINSON KEVIN HART One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian... EUGENE LEVY I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time. DEIRDRE O'KANE ERIC ANDRE DENIS LEARY I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. ... JUDAH FRIEDLANDER CHELSEA HANDLER ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I knew I could never be an actor as a man. It just doesn't work, you know? And so when I was doi... CANDIS CAYNE I found out that I am a DC fan. I thought I was a Marvel fan because I didn't know. I found out ... CASPER CRUMP TONY HAWK It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and ... PATRICK MARBER ADAM BEACH BO BURNHAM LILY TOMLIN ANDY SERKIS HANNIBAL BURESS TERRY CREWS SHAWN MENDES ADAM SANDLER BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mam... DAVE HAYWOOD I realized I had a novel on my hands, but didn't know where it was going to go. So I thought, &#... HARI KUNZRU I'm always thinking I'm messing up. I did a lot of classes. I can't stand being on stage... TRAVIS FIMMEL DENNIS MILLER A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in th... KURT BRAUNOHLER DEEPIKA PADUKONE I started to realize that comedy is what I really wanted to do, but I didn't want to do stand-up... D'ARCY CARDEN Before I was 12 years old, I had no interest in music; I was just into football. Then I heard Don Mc... JAKE BUGG STEVE HARVEY I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my bab... MARY LYNN RAJSKUB LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON KID CUDI The reason why I found acting is because my father passed away. He passed away really young. I was g... ADEPERO ODUYE DEMETRI MARTIN Every time I do a play, it's as if I've never done one before. I'm always confused. I al... CRISTIN MILIOTI DYLAN MORAN BILL BURR It was in 1969, and I thought, wow, you know, I really didn't want to do a TV series. You know, ... FLORENCE HENDERSON SANDRA BULLOCK I love comedy, but it has to be hysterical and really amusing; I'm not really a big fan of roman... RACHEL HURD-WOOD See, I'm totally fearless. I got my chops in the most, like, dangerous comedy atmosphere. If you... MAYSOON ZAYID ANNA KENDRICK When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy&... ARTIE LANGE TAYLOR SWIFT CINDY CRAWFORD Sometimes people ask me, 'You do stand-up?' I try explaining what I do, and I don't thin... CHARLYNE YI I try to be as honest and open as I am with everything that I do because it's just, um, It helps... JAMIE FOXX RUSSELL PETERS When I was younger, I never wanted to rehearse because I thought that someone would figure out I don... WILLIAM FICHTNER I don't feel unlucky in love anymore, and it's not all emo. It's a scary place to be in ... JENNY LEWIS JESSICA BIEL My dad was pretty strict. We didn't even get to watch any of his movies until I was, like, 17 ye... DAMON WAYANS, JR. DONALD GLOVER I characterize myself a little bit as a reluctant filmmaker. I learned from watching my friend in co... TANANARIVE DUE I'm not sure if it's fair to call it a 'fairy tale,' but I really loved 'Mulan,&... LILY COLE I was 17 when my body started changing, and I worried about what I did wrong. I went through a perio... SHANTEL VANSANTEN 'Envy the Night' was my first stand alone, the first book I'd written in the third perso... MICHAEL KORYTA I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere h... JASE ROBERTSON JANET SUZMAN The thing is, if I try to talk about acting, I come off as moaning. But I'm privileged. I think ... PADDY CONSIDINE I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. ANN BRASHARES That wasn't the way that things was supposed to be. And all because the so-called culture that I... MICHAEL VICK BRIE LARSON MILTON BERLE I remember when I did 'Mrityudand' there was this big hoo-ha, and people were asking me why ... MADHURI DIXIT I have to say that when I first started singing, I didn't think it was a very noble profession. ... LESLEY GORE I didn't know they would pay you money to sit in a room and write songs for other people. I alwa... CHRIS STAPLETON NIKI TAYLOR ROBIN WILLIAMS GEORGE HARRISON SOFIA VERGARA VALERIE BERTINELLI I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO GREG BEHRENDT ELMORE LEONARD DANIEL TOSH I feel, as an adult, I'm very similar to how I was as a pre-teen. Maybe it's a case of arres... JEFF KINNEY It's not whether you fall or make a mistake, it's what you do when you fall. And I say you s... CARY-HIROYUKI TAGAWA I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.'... RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON When I'm writing a novel, one of the things I do is get big poster boards. They're actually ... ALEXI ZENTNER Here's something I probably shouldn't be saying: I never listen to my soundtrack albums beca... HANS ZIMMER
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LIL' KIM I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling. LIL' KIM From being in the industry as a teenager, I'm so used to getting makeup done all day. LIL' KIM My love for the female hip hop movement has always been genuine. LIL' KIM I'm blessed enough to been in the game for a while and still have my beautiful fans and still ha... LIL' KIM I always go to church on Sundays and Bible study on Tuesdays. LIL' KIM Lil' Kim is my stage name and a character I use when I'm out working my livelihood. LIL' KIM I'm a girly girl. I'm strong, but I'm very timid. Very dainty. LIL' KIM I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented. LIL' KIM All my life, men have told me I wasn't pretty enough - even the men I was dating. And I'd be... LIL' KIM Money talks. This is the thing, at the end of the day, I do what I have to do, and I'mma keep do... LIL' KIM I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? 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All will be in my th... LIL' KIM Like, I get along with everybody. I respect everybody, but at the same time, I carry myself with an ... LIL' KIM I respect everybody, but at the same time, I carry myself with an aura that demands respect, too. LIL' KIM LIL WAYNE I have low self-esteem and I always have. Guys always cheated on me with women who were European-loo... LIL' KIM LIL WAYNE I have a lot of gadgets, remote controls for everything - the curtains, pool cover - it's like T... LIL' ROMEO Lauryn Hill might have cursed a couple of times in her music, and Missy Elliot definitely just doesn... LIL MAMA We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I di... LIL' ROMEO LIL WAYNE LIL WAYNE The artist I wanna be like is Michael Jackson. I'll get the house with the roller coaster and th... LIL' KIM Some of us can finds fear in darkness some of us finds peace some of us fear the light some of us fi... LIL TREYCO LIL WAYNE You don't have to be someone's girlfriend or boyfriend to build a Relationship LIL TREYCO My cut is blunt and futuristic, and Nicki Minaj started wearing that bob on her head after she came ... LIL MAMA Honestly, I can't survive without my MAC gloss, pigment - sometimes MAC powder. But definitely m... LIL' KIM One thing about me is that I'm very much like the Black Madonna. I love to reinvent myself and t... LIL' KIM Most stuff they teach us in school we will never need in life, that's why over the breaks its forgot... LIL TREYCO When I was younger, coming up in this industry, I was 17, 18 years old. You couldn't tell me Bey... LIL MAMA LIL WAYNE Ever since I was a kid, I was always a fan of hip hop. If you get your limelight whether your sixtee... LIL MAMA LIL WAYNE The one thing I do like is lotion and moisture on my hands and face. I love to have my face moisturi... LIL' KIM LIL WAYNE You lie because your trying to hide who your really are LIL TREYCO If everything happens for a reason that means you made the right choice even when it's the wrong cho... LIL TREYCO Seek for the Lies in the light and Truth in the dark LIL TREYCO Lies happen because people try to hide how they really feel LIL TREYCO if money is the root of all evil what is it doing in the offering pot in church LIL TREYCO some people hate money because you are forced to need it LIL TREYCO “Don't analyze someone's past too hard,because you will judge them one way and you will not be abl... LIL J If money is the root of all evil why do you ask for it in the church LIL TREYCO The moment you meet a person a relationship is started or continued from were it was from a past lif... LIL TREYCO some people hate money because you are forced to need it and if you don't go get it you don't surviv... LIL TREYCO Lies happen because you hide what you really feel or how it really is LIL TREYCO People are afraid of what exist in the dark and thats only truth LIL TREYCO We're talking about ... new notions of sexual consciousness, sexual politics in her rhymes, how she... LIL' KIM LIL WAYNE [Jon's been in the lab with Too Short as well.] Short is like 'Uncle Short,' ... Short was the first... LIL JON Basically 50 and Scrappy were already good friends, ... While we were out on tour, 50 came to me wit... LIL JON I grew up on N.W.A N.W.A and Too Short were my favorite groups. So to just be in the studio, and for... LIL JON I think I gave myself like a month and I had 150 beats so [the artists on my label] could pick the h... LIL JON I'm just happy to be honored as someone who's making music. LIL JON [Alicia Keys was quoted by USA Today as saying she was] disappointed that these things keep happenin... 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Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That&#... 
I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stan... 
I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know mo... 
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be'... 
Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn'... 
'Hedwig' was pretty much all the things I wanted to do that other people said I probably sho... 
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for... 
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to ... 
It kills me to lose. If I'm a troublemaker, and I don't think that my temper makes me one, t... 
Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do ... 
'Wonder Showzen' is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it ... 
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do... 
Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else'... 
When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me... 
If I can stand up when I'm 80, I'll be happy to cruise around on a skateboard. If I feel lik... 
When I initially started acting, all I wanted to do was to be in one movie. That's it. That was ... 
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't trea... 
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old... 
I've always thought of acting as a tool to change society. I watch a lot of actors and I see pan... 
When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when... 
To me, there were comedies that should go up for Oscars. I think Eddie Murphy in 'The Nutty Prof... 
I feel like every time I write a song, it feels like the first time I wrote a song. It's just as... 
When you're around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you're sup... 
I didn't always want to act. My passion was writing, and it still is one of my primary passions ... 
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They'... 
When I realized I was depressed, then I started reading up about it. When I read that one in four pe... 
The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the ... 
You know how sometimes you hear a chord played on an organ and you can feel it vibrating in your bon... 
I'm not that big a fan of sampling. But I feel like if I'm going to do it, I'm going to ... 
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an ... 
I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... 
Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't jus... 
I've been on the floor and I've been heartbroken. I didn't know how I was going to stand... 
I guess I feel I'm masquerading as an adult when I don't have the kind of friendships and ro... 
I don't like it when people who are young act like they're 40. That's taking too much on... 
I'm not a fan of fillers at all. If you've gone 35 or 40 years without big lips, I don't... 
You do stand-up because you have to do it. If you're doing it to become 'famous,' you... 
I'm not a perfect person who doesn't mess up, eat bad, not work out - I do all those things.... 
I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of tha... 
I mean one of the basic rules when you're acting is that you mustn't stand in judgement on a... 
I went through a phase of eating dinner in the shower because I thought, 'Why don't we do th... 
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't k... 
I always hated my mole growing up. I even thought about having it removed. At the time I didn't ... 
I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It&#... 
I wasn't Lennon, or I wasn't McCartney. I was me. And the only reason I started to write son... 
I'm a natural blonde. But when I started acting, I would go to auditions and they didn't kno... 
If I sleep in and don't run, I'll feel a little bit off because I didn't do what I was s... 
I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau... 
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you... 
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform... 
My kids are really dope. I was just at home in Chicago, and my daughter Brittany was interviewing me... 
So people thought once Obama got into office that racism was over with. But, what we ended up learni... 
My respect for TSA agents went up a notch. We look at 'em like, 'You can't bother me, I&... 
I don't look for signs. But when things happen, I say, 'OK, something must be right.' Or... 
I like people that enjoy life, 'cause I do the same. 
You're either living or you're dead. 
I stopped thinking; I just go out, and everything is in the moment. I just stop thinking and start m... 
I just want to be successful. I'm not going to sit here and be like, 'I want to win a Grammy... 
I'm just doing me, and to me, that's what got me this far. 