When I was a boy during Thatcher, you watched elections and wept in disbelief as the whole country turned blue, Scotland turned red, and we still got the Tories.

For too long now, we have watched as the harmful effects of methamphetamine have turned our communities upside down. The funding not only provides our police forces with necessary support in the fight against meth, but is critical to curbing a culture of drug abuse,

If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump straight out. If you put it in cold water and gradually bring it to the boil, it'll sit right there until it dies. Scotland has been sitting in England's gradually boiling water for so long that many people are used to it.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

It has long been known that if you want to see me turn into a raging, snarling beast, then all you have to do is use any combination of the words 'chill out,' 'chilling,' or - my maximum red rag - 'chillax.'

Even at the trials we've never quite seen anything like that, ... All the red, white and blue coming around the corner like that -- all in a straight line, all in stride, all in unison.