When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.

They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.

When they took Roy, they told me about him, ... When they took Mike, they (didn't) say (anything) to me. I didn't know what to think. I put it like this: 'It's like 50-50 with me. They don't know if they can count on me or not.' So it was a good business move. You can't knock the hustle.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'