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Related I thought this would be a tough year for us. We had a lot of new kids and it took longer than I thou... JASON BECK It was a great experience last year. I was disappointed I didn't play better at the weekends at some... CHARLIE WI Years later, we added up the time we had spent together before we got married and discovered that it... JUDY MORGAN Last Saturday I felt the team really pulled together. I feel as a team, we've got some injured kids ... JOE GABOURY This was our three-peat so we can get that up there that we were undefeated for three years. That wa... JENNY COOK I think at first it was disbelief ? you've got to be kidding. But now that they've seen some of the ... DAN BRUSH We would give up our jobs in a heartbeat to go on some dumb tour that we would lose money on. Then, ... BEN WEASEL Sometimes when we get down, we just stop playing all together. But, tonight, everybody got fired up. CASSIE HAHL We are having a pretty good year. The year started off great. It was a nice tournament win for us. U... BRAD BROWNELL We always got together on my mom's side and I was about six-years-old. It was the last year my grand... ALAIN VIGNEAULT I believe our car club is a part of Fremont history. We are people who grew up together and have bee... TOM MILLER We here in the North have for many years had a natural tendency to feel that when our representative... HJALMAR BRANTING I really missed him. Last weekend I got him some presents because he didn't have Christmas. We are g... ERIN MILLER This is game time. We’ve been able to come together as a team last minute and put together some gr... BILL SCHUFFENHAUER We said before the game, it was going to take everybody to get this done. I think everybody took tha... BRENT WILSON This is a time for all of us who share responsibility for mining safety to come together and look fo... CAROL RAULSTON We knew that there were a lot of us (whose contracts) were up this year; we knew there was a lot of ... AARON KAMPMAN Everybody came together at a time when we needed to come together. EARL ROGERS Tom Morgan with the North Carolina Forest Service got me started back in 1964. He drew up my first p... HAYES HARBOUR Some of our players lacked the kind of intensity that you need to perform your best in the first hal... MICHAEL LAUER It's been a key for us all year, to get that pressure at some point during the game. It might not ha... LOU POSTAGE For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II We've got kids stepping up and playing in positions they haven't been in all year, so it's taking so... ANDY RUCKER We haven't done a faculty show in a couple years so it gave the professors some time to get some new... ADAM DAY I was most happy to see us play with great effort and great passion, ... Sure, absolutely (last year... GARY CAMPBELL We played even keel with them for 30 minutes, and our goal in the last two minutes was to outscore t... DAN SHEPPARD The school has been around for probably 50 years. There's a lot of history here. Back in the 1980s, ... TOM MOFFETT We are a very tight family, we spend a lot of time together. With our kids, the first question that ... CATHY MERLINO There is a challenge in North Carolina ... to some of the most rural areas trying to piece together ... RICHARD BURR I've got three tears, so how can I throw that up? For a little bit, I thought this was going to be m... BRYCE CARTER Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ... NANCY CARTWRIGHT More than anything it would be togetherness, for everybody to come together and be more of a family ... DUSTIN KELLER It was a team effort, and we got the win we needed at home. We knew they wanted to get one of two he... JOSH HARDING Last year was our first year. We went in just to have some fun and ended up winning. KATHY OSBORNE This was a big win for us. We stepped up and played with a lot of energy tonight. We made some turno... JASPER WILLIAMS It's always good to have all aspects of the game come together and mold together. When we get all co... LACY HOWARD It has been hard. At first, we were struggling. But then we started to come together when we needed ... BRANDY WILLIAMS We just needed time to get used to each other. A new coach, five incoming freshmen - that was obviou... DANIELLE SANTOS When my family all got together, I'd always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit ... DUFFY It's been a dream to win the first tournament of the year, some year. I've played for 30 years and h... DON POOLEY We don't want anything to damage our friendship. ... We play golf together, we go to the [North Caro... JOEY PRICE This was really only our fifth game with everybody together this year. We're just now getting into a... GREG ROBINSON My dad's having some trouble, but he was able to be here, ... The last time he saw me play (in perso... CHARLES GREENE We've got experience coming back, we've got some solid players and I'm really looking for this team ... JASON SHIREY Knoxville brought a tough team to town last night and we wrestled the best we could under the circum... CHAD VOLLMECKE It was all done at the same time. We sort of arranged the whole thing and cut it in half. A good exa... SHAVO ODADJIAN It's awesome that we got to come here. Even though we lost, we're still going to have a great time t... LINDSAY DUDA I think, for the first time, it turned out well. Good crowd out here - it was a great game. We hope ... COREY ROLLERSON We are at the phase now where digital is still coming up, ... You'll start to see it next year very ... ANTONIO PEREZ When I come in I want to spark it up. Get some steals and get the tempo up. We were scoring easy bas... CHARLES DAVIDSON The skit was very successful based on the applause. After that show, the three of us decided to get ... PHIL HARRIS Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some exten... BILLY GRAHAM My family background is Mexican, and I was born in Chicago. It's pretty much family tradition ev... AILYN PEREZ Some of the boys there are getting paid to help with clean-up efforts, ... Anthony (the older son) d... DEBBIE JOHNSON It's challenging to get everybody in, but we did. Everybody played. This game will help us from a de... CHUCK WAGNER The family is the focal point of our existence. And up until Jane and Lucy's death, there were a... RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH We're thrilled to get some recognition. Last year, my first year here, I felt like we were observers... BUD CHILDERS At the time, we just knew that we had to come together or be destroyed. It just shows what you can d... LIZ MORIONDO When I turned 59, I looked at that as the first day of my 60th year, so I've been 60 for the las... WALTER MOSLEY For the last 30 years our cinemas have been ruled by science fiction and horror. We've had some very... HARRY KNOWLES Passover is one of my favorite times of the year. This is when the whole community and family gets t... JENNIFER WAGNER As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got cau... BERNIE MAC You get up for a game like this because it was Bridgeton. It's a matter of finishing. Our immaturity... DAVE ORLANDINI The most important thing that Western North Carolina can do is you've got to get some winners, JIM ARMSTRONG There were no North Carolina fans. Everybody was screaming and yelling, and when Mason won the whole... CHRIS NORDAN The Skillman family members have Thanksgiving and Christmas get-togethers every year. There are prob... THERESA RHODEN We never got down. We hustled and we had a chance to win but unfortunately those two penalties in th... DAVE LAMARRE It was just great for all of us to come out here and play together and have fun. Everybody is going ... ASHLEY THOMAS I'm really enjoying this. But I always enjoy coming up here and visiting my sister, my parents, my n... JASON PERRY He's a great back and I'm glad to be blocking for him. He does some spectacular things out there. He... WALTER JONES For the last 30 years our cinemas have been ruled by science fiction and horror. We've had some ... HARRY KNOWLES We were a little sluggish in the beginning. But we started the five seniors (it was senior night at ... JOSH MEEKER I had made up my mind at the end of the summer last year that this would be my final season in coach... JOE BLAIR We would all like to see Cameron playing at the highest level possible, but he didn't get much game ... MATHEW ARMSTRONG I think we've come together more as a team this year. For most of us, it's our last shot. PATRICK THOMPSON Family life is fragmenting in this modern age, but it's up to all of us to keep it together. MARY BERRY One of my favorite traditions is that my sisters and I, we all wear the same pajamas. I've even ... BAILEE MADISON First we want to win our district. We want to go undefeated in district. I've got girls on this team... AMY POWELL I was really proud of the way the girls battled back tonight. Pine Bluff beat Camden in their first ... HEIDI MARTIN We had been having trouble playing as a team and getting everybody to play good on the same night. W... BRIANNE FARMER We are given 30 days to pack up three years of parts, tools and items. But we will at least have som... PAUL VASCONI We're usually kinda slack when we come out, but this time we said, 'We're gonna come with some inten... DEREK TAPSCOTT The first two games we really struggled finding our identity, but now we've come together and starte... ALEX MIDDLETON There was a lack of traveling, but the people who were traveling were in family groups. There was a ... CRAIG DAVID It's kind of overwhelming right now, getting ready for the new season, because things are so differe... JOE RACO I have no resentment toward my sisters or my brother, but there's still a little toward my Dad, but ... JASON AKERMANIS I was proud to see us come together and put up two strong rallies like that. ERIC ETCHISON I hate it that it's come at this time of year, when everything in the conference is up for grabs. It... BRENT BENSON We've just kind of stepped arm in arm through the last quarter-century together. She got more done i... ELAINE LYTTLETON This win was huge for us. I thought we came out and played a little tired and D-Y played a much bett... DERACKK CURTIS By the end of our time here, saying goodbye, Lynn and I were clinging together, crying. It was a hor... ELLEN FROHNMAYER It was just ourselves. We got together and said, 'We don't want to beat this team by 10 or 15 points... ALEXIS HORNBUCKLE Last year we had 12 games in before our first conference game, this year we have five. But everybody... DAN MCGEE (Holmes) was supposed to be the best in the state last year, and Josh got the best of him. He is goi... CLIFFORD GARNTO Everybody just stepped it up another notch. We all came together in that tournament. We got used to ... DEREK THOMPSON We held our first tournament two years ago, but then things got sidetracked last year. Now we're bac... AL TELLECHEA I wanted to play my last game here and I was hoping for a repeat of last year when I shut out Everet... BRYAN BRIDGES Our kids played solid for 32 minutes. That was the key. Anytime you play well for 32 minutes, good t... DAVE STEPHENS Just as Christmas Eve is a family time, Easter is also a time for families. We request that you woul... KIM PETERSEN Hitting is all about getting hits grouped together. It was good to see us get some hits grouped toge... DAVID LAWHON
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It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til... JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ... JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself. JOSH BILLINGS When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro... JOSH BILLINGS The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. JOSH BILLINGS The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout. JOSH BILLINGS There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. JOSH BILLINGS It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter he... JOSH BILLINGS It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. JOSH BILLINGS The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, t... JOSH BILLINGS Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. JOSH BILLINGS The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ... JOSH BILLINGS Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. JOSH BILLINGS Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. JOSH BILLINGS There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t. JOSH BILLINGS Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t... JOSH BILLINGS There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ... JOSH BILLINGS Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. JOSH BILLINGS Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies. JOSH BILLINGS There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. JOSH BILLINGS One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am ... JOSH BILLINGS There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. JOSH BILLINGS It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. JOSH BILLINGS A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. JOSH BILLINGS When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. JOSH BILLINGS