When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there.

I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.

I'm a late-night guy.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

“I love the silent hour of night, for blissful dreams may then arise, revealing to my charmed sight what may not bless my waking eyes.”