Chelsea Peretti
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PATRICIA HEATON NOAM CHOMSKY NICOLA ADAMS POLLY TOYNBEE TONY BENNETT COLIN KAEPERNICK I remember telling the agent, 'I don't want to do anything but Broadway.' She was like, ... KATE MARA RICHARD WIDMARK I played Liddy Dole last year and met her as well. From the artful way she phrased it, I still don&#... ANA GASTEYER EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI She was in a bit of a state and needed to know that I was OK. She managed to get a message to me say... PETE DOHERTY JEREMY IRONS SALMA HAYEK I connected very much with all the work of Joan Crawford because she started as a flapper. She used ... BERENICE BEJO KERRY WASHINGTON I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sur... BARBARA BILLINGSLEY To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funn... CATHERINE O'HARA I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is go... TERESA HEINZ EVANNA LYNCH I don't know that I have any role models now that are fixed. Definitely my mom - she's the c... LARISA OLEYNIK I love Queen Latifah! Queen Latifah is so beautiful! Every time you see her, if it's in a cosmet... YVETTE NICOLE BROWN I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience see... WENDY LIEBMAN My mother told me once that she had her talk with God whenever she started a new sweater: 'Pleas... JUDY BLUME ALICE MUNRO You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you... PAM BONDI It was a lot of fun doing 'Felicity.' She had just won the Golden Globe, and she was huge at... SIMON REX RACHEL DRATCH I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don'... RANDY HOUSER JOHN GREEN JOHN GREEN ALISON MOYET One day when I was 16, I rode my bike to the nearby DMV office to get my driver's permit. Some o... JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS How could I have ever thought she was what was wrong in my life? She was the only thing that made an... ELLA FRANK You are so much more than I bargained for,” I confessed, which gained her attention. “I knew I w... C.A. HARMS DOLLY PARTON I don't revisit anything unless there's a really good occasion, like BAM screened 'This ... GABY HOFFMANN DALLAS ROBERTS My Great Grandmother Morrison fixed a book-rest to her spinning wheel so that she could read while s... MARY LAWSON ABBY WAMBACH JOHN GREEN B. B. KING GEORGE TAKEI STEVEN WRIGHT Scarlett Johansson. I think people don't really realize how great of an actress that girl is. Sh... DEMIAN BICHIR JULIA ROBERTS I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home.... TREY SONGZ PETER MAYLE CASSANDRA CLARE When I was younger, I didn't have the finer things in life. It was around me - the cars, the jew... LARENZ TATE KURT VONNEGUT JILL SCOTT Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat... COLIN QUINN So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that sh... ALVAH BESSIE STEVE MARTIN I love New York. I first came here with my Mom when I was in 9th grade. I took the subway for the fi... SKYLAR GREY I started reading seriously at seven or eight, books about myths and legends, the Narnia series. By ... MALORIE BLACKMAN I had a friend where it turned out that she hated my guts, all through our friendship. I thought she... MAE WHITMAN I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#... MEGYN KELLY My grandmother, she's been the positive portion of my life the entire time. She raised us Baptis... CURTIS JACKSON KEVIN HART At Swarthmore, the Dean of Women was very opposed to women going into science or engineering - so op... NANCY ROMAN I just feel so blessed to have had the time that I had with my mother. She made it so impactful in t... KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE RICHELLE MEAD SARAH JESSICA PARKER BEVERLY L. ANDERSON ROBERT WILSON When I was 18, I was moving to New York to start college at The New School. I had done a year of col... STACEY FARBER BETTY SMITH I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend's wife, and she was my wif... JASON ALDEAN MICHELLE YEOH MIRIAM MARGOLYES My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, t... CYNTHIA NIXON LOUIS C. K. I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, ... CAITRIONA BALFE CLIVE BARKER GASTON LEROUX I once knew a girl that meant the world to me, she was just amazing. She's that one girl in my life ... MAHMOUD EL HALLAB You know," Marion said, "I met a woman once when I was a teenager. I knew she had gone through a lot... ERICA BAUERMEISTER TYLER PERRY I grew up with gang violence. They tried to suck me in, but I wouldn't do it. I kinda got sucked in ... DEMAUNDRAY WOOLRIDGE ALICE MUNRO What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. It is so inspiring when you come across a woman who is very strong and dedicated and is amazing at w... AGYNESS DEYN I remember seeing 'Hairspray' when I was 15, and it is such a luxury to be able to see a Bro... NIKKI BLONSKY My mum was no pushy parent. She would drop me off for auditions when I was in my teens at the Lyric ... RACHEL TUCKER What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I... DANA DAVIS POPPY DELEVINGNE I remember when I was younger. Dad's agent came round, and I asked if she would represent me. Sh... ELEANOR TOMLINSON
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So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers... CHELSEA PERETTI I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-of... CHELSEA PERETTI I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom alwa... CHELSEA PERETTI I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with ... CHELSEA PERETTI I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-... CHELSEA PERETTI I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back... CHELSEA PERETTI When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's re... CHELSEA PERETTI I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much... CHELSEA PERETTI Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen. CHELSEA PERETTI I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures. CHELSEA PERETTI Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligen... CHELSEA PERETTI It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your ... CHELSEA PERETTI I really want to interview Larry David. CHELSEA PERETTI On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof th... CHELSEA PERETTI 'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people d... CHELSEA PERETTI We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung ... CHELSEA PERETTI People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced ... CHELSEA PERETTI It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usu... CHELSEA PERETTI It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And ... CHELSEA PERETTI I'm a typical Capricorn. I'm hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don't believe... JONAH PERETTI When you are making a movie, there are a zillion cooks in the kitchen, and you don't always get ... FRANK PERETTI I think a lot about how ideas spread, how information spreads, why is it that something you're r... JONAH PERETTI I can hold a cup of sake on a full moon in Japan, and the reflection of the moon in that little cup ... ELSA PERETTI There's a reason evolution is a hot-button issue. It's not just a matter of science, either.... FRANK PERETTI I always write in pencil, so I can erase. ELSA PERETTI I'm just a slow writer. I'm picky and careful and fastidious. FRANK PERETTI We have a God who loves us. We are in the palm of his hand. He doesn't leave us, and He doesn... FRANK PERETTI I hate that impeccable, perfectly perfect look, all matched and prearranged. ELSA PERETTI I thought we were a little nervous. It was a quiet bus ride, but (Queensbury's first goal) was a wak... WALT PERETTI Mormons know that it's not enough to practise your religion - you also have to spread your relig... JONAH PERETTI A big diamond necklace is nouveau riche, really. People who have wealth a long time don't wear s... ELSA PERETTI Moviemaking is just really neat, and I really like doing that. I'd like to get into it more, but... FRANK PERETTI Generally, my notes and outlines comprise more words than my novels. I suppose that's one reason... FRANK PERETTI I became very timid, very retreating. I wouldn't talk to anybody. I didn't look you in the e... FRANK PERETTI One of the things that is counterintuitive about BuzzFeed is that there's not a natural corollar... JONAH PERETTI My earlier books, 'The Oath,' 'This Present Darkness' were pretty straight adventure... FRANK PERETTI I am jewelry and objects together. This is the Elsa Peretti name to me. It is a very good balance fo... ELSA PERETTI It's important that all my friends have verified Twitter accounts. The blue checkmark makes me f... JONAH PERETTI I wanted to write a novel where the meaning is in the story and characters and the subliminal, in th... FRANK PERETTI First of all, I was a good Christian kid. My mom and dad taught me never to fight. So I never fought... FRANK PERETTI I would like to get married, but it must be a man who is part of my work, or me part of his. ELSA PERETTI I like to do things that are classic. ELSA PERETTI People surround themselves in their houses with things they don't really need, that they have to... ELSA PERETTI Bird cages are nothing of incredible value, but I like them. ELSA PERETTI What I want is not to become a status symbol, but to give beauty at a price. ELSA PERETTI I keep my hair gray, so I like silver and platinum. For women who dye their hair, they can wear what... ELSA PERETTI For me, to put together my museum and all my remembrances was a big effort mentally, physically and ... ELSA PERETTI I don't have the feeling that I need to add a lot to my collection, because I have an incredibly... ELSA PERETTI The production must be faithful to the line. If the production fails, my work fails. ELSA PERETTI I like Yorkshire Tea - very strong and English. ELSA PERETTI Most of the time, I'm in the country, and the jewelry I wear I can wear in the country. ELSA PERETTI I can't copy nature. ELSA PERETTI I am a bull. I am Taurus. My will is awful. If I like something, there is nothing else. I was a pain... ELSA PERETTI I was a baby when I began, but I knew exactly what I wanted to wear myself. I became a jewelry desig... ELSA PERETTI Good design for the home should be universal. A house should be like old shoes, comfortable, like a ... ELSA PERETTI A lot of designers still have nostalgia for the past. As for the furniture in the future, I hope the... ELSA PERETTI I like to push myself to achieve a certain quality, eliminate the excess detail. I always want a hig... ELSA PERETTI A good book or movie or screenplay should be emotionally satisfying. When they're done, you want... FRANK PERETTI The Gospel can stand up to scrutiny. FRANK PERETTI Kids are not going to sit and read a slow-paced book. Neither are adults. FRANK PERETTI The claws of Truth were painful. The lies tore away like scabs, and John bled there for hours, stifl... FRANK E. PERETTI Spirit, who are you?' Andy demanded.FRANK E. PERETTI let's be honest: ignoring is acting, and nothing more - acting as though the words, or actions of yo... FRANK E. PERETTI Staying alive is nice, but you can’t do that forever. It’s how you live the life you have while ... FRANK E. PERETTI Comfort can be a dangerous thing. You stick around home all the time where it’s safe and nothing e... FRANK E. PERETTI Sin is the Monster we love to deny. It is crouching at the door and it wants you, but you must overc... FRANK E. PERETTI I'm here, Satan," he said. "I can't see you, and maybe you can move faster than I can, but I'm still... FRANK E. PERETTI Tal was looking at Hank when he said, "Just a moment. I want to hear it one more time."FRANK E. PERETTI CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA SEDOTI CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON I love the fact that we are surrounded by this spectacular natural beauty that routinely strikes us ... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA MANNING When I say that I went to grad school in Iowa City, people often assume that I went to the famed wri... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON If I could perform on stage with any musical act or performer, it would be Sugar Ray, just to fulfil... CHELSEA KANE I have traveled a fair amount, and I have visited some great cities. I love architecture and museums... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA SEDOTI CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON I think our older people on our team will play a great role on our team this season. We graduated fi... CHELSEA BAKER CHELSEA HANDLER Jordan sounded like she had really lost the plot, and the only thing I can put it down to is hormone... CHELSEA JOHNSON CHELSEA LEYLAND My husband and I were excited about having a kid - it was having a baby that had us worried. We had ... CHELSEA CAIN I grew up in Washington State and then eventually found my way back to Iowa City for grad school. CHELSEA CAIN I've always been more interested in what happens after the bad thing has happened - the fallout ... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON When I was younger, I was shy. I was overweight. I wore glasses. I got teased a lot, I grew up watch... CHELSEA COOLEY CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA SEDOTI It's an unbelievable feeling. There's no words to describe how good this feeling feels right now. CHELSEA MCTIGUE I just go up to bat and try to stay relaxed, not get tense and swing. CHELSEA BAKER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER Gretchen Lowell was beautiful in a very grown-up way, in a sophisticated, confident way. It was more... CHELSEA CAIN She was a beautiful girl, but the lack of any spark dampened her prettiness. CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON I´ve learned about being able to accept myself with diabetes, and I´ve learned a lot about the di... CHELSEA JOHNSON I can´t remember life without diabetes, ... It´s part of me and I´ve accepted it. I didn´t thin... CHELSEA JOHNSON I can't remember life without diabetes. It's part of me and I've accepted it. I didn't think twice a... CHELSEA JOHNSON Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started l... 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My mother begged doctors to end her life. She was beyond the physical ability to swallow enough of t... 
I loved my mom so much because she had to work on a penny just to put food on the table... During th... 
My parents told me from the time I can remember that, 'Yeah, you're adopted. But this is you... 
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Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
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