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When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and hiding out in one of the stalls. And I would literally wrap myself in toilet paper so as not to get hypothermia.
Jeff Kinney
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Coach
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Going
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Hiding
Kid
Literally
Myself
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Paper
Swim
Team
Toilet
Toilet Paper
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