When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Сега не съм по-мързелив, отколкото бях преди 40г., но то е защото още преди 40г. бях достигнал крайния предел на мързела. Човек не е в състояние да надхвърли възможностите ти.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.