When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you?


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KEVIN CONNOLLY
Any self-respecting entrepreneur has borrowed money from their mother at some point.
KEVIN PLANK
But in a turbulent environment the change is so widespread that it just routes around any kind of ce...
KEVIN KELLY
Managing bottom-up change is its own art.
KEVIN KELLY
No one's personal life is in the public interest. It's gossip, bottom line. End of story.
KEVIN SPACEY
I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That&#...
KEVIN HART
I'm not a guy that's going to brag or feel like I'm better than the group.
KEVIN DURANT
I liked it because it was such a dangerous script and showed just what human beings are capable of. ...
KEVIN SPACEY
My brothers’ faces haunt me. I hear their children, my nieces and nephews, asking me why I came ho...
KEVIN WALLIS
Brands are all about trust. That trust is built in drops and lost in buckets.
KEVIN PLANK
Short stories, for me, it's like you step inside this brand new car and you drive it and you dri...
KEVIN WILSON
One of the things that I've always loved to do is brainstorm ideas with friends and get together...
KEVIN ROSE
...When you die, the energy that kept you alive filters into the people you loved. Did you know that...
KEVIN BROCKMEIER
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
KEVIN HEARNE
To work best democracy needs a diversity of thoughts, ideas and expression. This is only possible wi...
KEVIN STIRTZ
Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her."
Granuaile laughed. ...
KEVIN HEARNE
I think I am a much better actor than I have allowed myself to be.
KEVIN SPACEY
I think every American actor wants to be a movie star. But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wan...
KEVIN KLINE
I'd like to put on buckskins and a ponytail and go underwater with a reed, hiding from the Indians.....
KEVIN COSTNER
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous th...
KEVIN BACON
Swallowing that chocolate you just ate
May have been your fatal mistake!
Your smooth complexio...
KEVIN MISSEN
The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing...
KEVIN ZEESE
IODA is excited at the opportunity to distribute the vast catalog of the China Record Corporation, ....
KEVIN ARNOLD
That's got to be the ultimate goal, ... that's what everybody wants to see done in the end.
KEVIN ARNOLD
I think [the digital services] will be pushing the majors to get it done in the next few years,
KEVIN ARNOLD
Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want ...
KEVIN ARNOLD
In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.
KEVIN ARNOLD
The whole world loves a maverick and the whole world wants the maverick to achieve something nobler ...
KEVIN PATTERSON
There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.
KEVIN BYRNE
I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better.
KEVIN ROSE
My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda ...
KEVIN SMITH
The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously.
KEVIN BACON
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors as ourselves. Surely part of loving in this way is trying t...
KEVIN DEYOUNG
I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stan...
KEVIN JAMES
As long as we, in the United States, continue to insist that our politicians have to spend all of th...
KEVIN SPACEY
I'm quite shy. Television presents an amplified version of yourself. When I'm on camera I...
KEVIN MCCLOUD
I suppose I am a frustrated musician so I annoy my family by playing guitar in the house. I used to ...
KEVIN MCKIDD
When American workers are losing their jobs to people in other countries, Washington cannot afford t...
KEVIN BRADY
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will per...
KEVIN HART
I'm an expert witness in a case that's in appeal about a guy who allegedly misappropriated s...
KEVIN MITNICK
One of my all-time favorite pranks was gaining unauthorized access to the telephone switch and chang...
KEVIN MITNICK