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When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to go. But in Hawaii, I drive. I have a little Volkswagen Bug, from the 'Drive it? Hug it?' phase. I run it on biodiesel.


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WOODY ALLEN As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure ou...
WOODY ALLEN In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN There's a smugness that goes with being a huge company. The big fish say, 'If it's so gr...
WOODY NORRIS The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't h...
WOODY ALLEN I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
WOODY ALLEN I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
WOODY ALLEN I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
WOODY ALLEN The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts.
WOODY HAYES Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
WOODY ALLEN Nothing that comes easy is worth a dime.
WOODY HAYES My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make fi...
WOODY ALLEN Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also m...
WOODY HAYES I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the bo...
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