When in Rome, I must do as the Romans do. When in America, make Bikram copyright and trademark.

If you can, you must.

In America, they say, you can take a horse to the pond, but you can't make him drink. My way is different. I only take the horse to the pond to make him drink. If he doesn't, I'll cut his head off.

Why must everyone need a doctorate to teach? You can be a graduate from my institute in two months and for $11,000.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do

When in Rome, live as the Romans do; when elsewhere, live as they live elsewhere.