When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.