When it comes to smoking, quitters always win.

The problem with people trying to sell faith is, they are actually "selling" it.

Agar baap ko ullu banaoge toh khud ullu ke patthe kehlaoge!

Too Many Cooks May Spoil the Broth But Discussing The Recipe Can't Hurt.

You can either live the way you want to or the way others want you to. Choose wisely.

Know that you're screwed when your wife starts keeping the credit card in the drawer next to the computer.