When it comes to software, I much prefer free software, because I have very seldom seen a program that has worked well enough for my needs, and having sources available can be a life-saver.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Shareware tends to combine the worst of commercial software with the worst of free software.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

I was feeling well enough to eat the pears.

Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.