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LENORE LOOK I never really look too far ahead, to be honest.
CASEY STONER It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret
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DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA It's better to look ahead and prepare, than to look back and regret.
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
VANESSA HUDGENS Walk ahead, because if you look back, you will go back.
DRAGOS BRATASANU It's better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.
JACKIE JOYNER KERSEE I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back...
ANN RICHARDS Lift up your eyes from your books, from your past, from your hurts and look upon all people with lov...
DRAGOS BRATASANU When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL A loyal friend is when your having the worst day they make it the best day.
When you don't make funn...
MEHREEN MUSHARAFA When you're feeling lonely
and no one is around
Remember to look inside yourself
and ...
STEPHEN COSGROVE I don't look too far ahead.
XANDER BERKELEY If you look back too much, you will soon be headed that way
SOURCE UNKNOWN In gymnastics, everything is a competition. You want to have your hair look the best and your makeup...
MCKAYLA MARONEY The best fashion advice I'd say would be just to do what makes you comfortable and what makes yo...
ARIANA GRANDE How do you regret one of the best nights of your entire life? You don't. You remember every word, ev...
JENNY HAN When women get too skinny, like Teri Hatcher, it will show on your face and age you. I think women l...
TERI HATCHER Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.
UNKNOWN When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you trea...
MARILYN MONROE When you stand on top of that mountain and you look out, you will know that you will never again loo...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS always know that your sister or your brother will be your best friend forever they love you,care abo...
HAGAR IBRAHIM I look at things as 'Everything is meant to be.'
LIL WAYNE We don't want to look too far ahead.
JAKE ORCHARD Do you know that pain of leaving when you look back expecting to see a face waving goodbye at you bu...
SANHITA BARUAH It's a shame now when you drive by and look back there. You just say, 'Wow, you gotta be kidding! Yo...
HOWIE LOCKE Mothers don't have to face prosecution, they will remain anonymous and cops will not look for them.
ESTELLA OLGUIN It's funny: when you make a film, you always look back, and there are always crucial decisions t...
PAUL GREENGRASS When things seem to be going wrong in your life, don't look to the left or the right. Look straight ...
DR. A'YANNA WEBSTER When you look back with regret, that (regret, loss) becomes your focus.
Then your focus direct...
THE TRUTH It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams...
CATHERINE PULSIFER I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.
DANNY DEVITO I like to think, if you look at our roster, there are some good, young, talented players at every po...
CARL PETERSON Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back to the past, but the present moved to...
BRANDON MULL The point is: what happens in heaven?'
'Unknowable wonderfulness?'
'Nonsense....
IAIN M. BANKS When you look at the American team I don't think we've got anything to be scared of.
BERNARD GALLACHER I shake my head. Scoffing, I look down. “It’s over.”
Griffin pinches my chin and fo...
AMANDA BOUCHET If you stay present and don't look too far ahead - or in the rearview mirror - everything will w...
BROCK OSWEILER When a thing is done, it's done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next objective.
GEORGE C. MARSHALL When a thing is done, it's done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next objective.
GEORGE C. MARSHALL When you look back with regret, that (regret, loss) becomes your focus.
Then your focus direct...
THE TRUTH ...it must be hard when you are a beautiful woman and no one will look at your soul...
JOHN GEDDES Sometimes, you have to look back in order to understand the things that lie ahead.
YVONNE WOON I've noticed if you look too far ahead, it only works negatively on you.
PATRICK KANE Adversity is your friend—embrace it and stop fighting it. The calmness will produce a new you that...
ANIL GUPTA Set your sights not just on the next few weeks ... set your sights on the years ahead -- because our...
STEPHEN HARPER Do no look for that ideal person to be with, be that ideal person.
JEFFREY FRY Just keep going like crazy and look back when it's over. Otherwise you just get confused.
CLIFF BURTON Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girl...
EDDIE IZZARD I've never been one to look too far ahead since I came back into the England side and I'm not going ...
GRAHAM THORPE As your life approaches its end and you look back, wouldn’t it be wonderful to know it was worth d...
JACK JANSSEN It's very intense. You just have to be prepared and don't look ahead. But our players are very matur...
JAMIE MAHAFFEY You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your fu...
JODI PICOULT There have been several times when I said there's no way we'd be able to play and Chuck (Metcalf) go...
HANK ZIZZI I have no desire to look back, I only want to look forward to the things that are still ahead of me.
DIONNE WARWICK And at home by the fire, whenever you look up there I shall be— and whenever I look up, there will...
THOMAS HARDY If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still ther...
WILL ROGERS Either you look back and deal with your hypocrisy, or you dismiss it.
JOSE PADILHA When you have done your best with what you know how to do best -- and people everywhere look at you ...
MAURICE CHEVALIER When everyone is running the machine, and it's all working, there's a tendency to look at th...
ABAGAIL JOHNSON You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ough...
WILL ROGERS You know a real friend?
Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS It goes back to, how likely is it that you'll have a defect? Very low. And what is your test experie...
RON DITTEMORE Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather tha...
JEFFREY R. ANDERSON But I’d rather look back and regret something I did when I was young and crazy, than look back and...
CHERRIE LYNN Look after your pennies and your pounds will look after themselves.
FATHER LARRY LORENZONI The market's starting to look further ahead. There seems to be the sentiment that the economy will c...
JOSH STILES The reception is just a party. Don't put too much into it. Go there, look great and embrace your sin...
JULIE MURRAY Things keep happening all around you. There is violence, there is gore, there are people who will us...
HEEMA SHIRVAIKAR It will be something nice to look back on later, but I don't really think about awards too much righ...
KARI KOCH The art of giving your best leaves you nothing to look back to, but merely lessons to make better fo...
FLORDELYN AGAMATA You’ve gotta love yourself enough to look INSIDE you & not BESIDE you for your joy, confidence...
MANDY HALE This is one game and you're done. So if you look ahead you're going to get beaten. You can all pack ...
AL WALKER If you want to drive ahead, look through the windscreen and drive, not through the rear-view mirror!
RAJUDA Why do you look back when you have come all this way? Don't answer by saying what a great job you've...
NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN You look up when you wish to be exalted. And I look down because I am exalted.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE You look too pretty to be useful.
RICHELLE MEAD It makes you feel good when you look back.
ED DAVIS The moment when you realize no one understands, no one ever did, no one ever will.
You were alo...
SANHITA BARUAH It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you loo...
TINA FEY There will always be someone willing to hurt you, put you down, gossip about you, belittle your acco...
SHANNON L. ALDER You can be in your room and lead people. Just develop your potentials and publicize them and you wil...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR When you change your dress,
you want to look your best.
But when you change your lover, ANTHONY T HINCKS I'm easy to look like, so there are lots and lots of Dolly look-alikes.
DOLLY PARTON The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time. Winning one week at a time. Never...
CHUCK NOLL When we look at investment, it appears to be structurally too low. The political tension will hold d...
GLENN MAGUIRE It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead -- and find no one the...
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT When you want to talk to your best friend and tell them the good things that are happening in your l...
NICK WOLF Never look behind you, it will only bring you back.
YAN ORTIZ Once you are defiled, you can't get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for w...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are ...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and...
HUGH WHITE When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind an...
HUGH WHITE When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, an...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME Walking somewhere is similar to walking through snow. You walk and reach your destination. But, as y...
SS038NICK Look at your heart-flower and smile.
You will be able to solve your most pressing problems.
SRI CHINMOY
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