When Jack Burns needed to hold his mother's hand, his fingers could see in the dark.

Mothers see the angel in us because the angel is there. If it's shown to the mother, the son has got an angel to show, hasn't he? When a son cuts somebody's throat the mother only sees it's possible for a misguided angel to act like a devil - and she's entirely right about that!

Mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be interim coaches.

I feel bad for all the families. We are all mothers, and they are all sons.

Most young men are such bores. They haven't lived long enough to learn that they are not the wonders to the world they are to their mothers.

Overweight mothers are more likely to have overweight daughters and sons.