When Jimmie Johnson goes out early and finishes 35th, as he did Sunday, he can look at the cameras, lament about it being a tough day, and then say, 'We'll just try to get them next week at Darlington.'
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SCOTT AUKERMAN If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the wee... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I... JERMAIN DEFOE As soon as I accomplish one goal, I replace it with another one. I try not to get too far ahead of m... TAYLOR SWIFT Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I'll have wine or a piece of cake once in a while, but I don't look at it as sliding backwar... ALISON SWEENEY I try and work out as much as I can. When I'm working or travelling, it's tough, but when I&... MALAIKA ARORA KHAN We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... PRINCE WILLIAM It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and th... TYLER JOSEPH I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, the... BONO Me and my friend Ioan Gruffudd are like chalk and cheese when it comes to clothes. He lives for his ... MATTHEW RHYS A guitar player goes on the road, and he misses his girlfriend for a while, but he manages to get al... ALBERT KING I will pick a raft of cartoons. And then later, it'll come time to run this cartoon. And I'l... ROBERT MANKOFF I'll hear people say every so often that having HIV must not be so bad - 'Just look at Magic... MAGIC JOHNSON I wanted to make a point of basing myself at home, being close to my family. I'll never be able ... RORY MCILROY Bruce Lee was just so lightning-fast. People try to emulate him in whatever way they can, but to try... JASON STATHAM Again, as a gay man I look at that and say there's a hopelessness that surrounds it, but as a hu... ZACHARY QUINTO Look at Neil Diamond. Was he the cool guy? No, he was the housewives' guy. He didn't try to ... MICHAEL BUBLE You get to a point where everything is so important. One day you have 'Letterman,' and the n... JACK ANTONOFF Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next y... ANDY ROONEY You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you g... STEVE JOBS I'm just riding this train as long as I can. As long as I'm having fun, I'll do it. When... GABRIELLE UNION I can look at you and say, 'I'm gonna be the biggest artist in the world' because, at th... TORY LANEZ That's one thing I love about my son - he's just a gamer at heart, he loves everything. He... RON FUNCHES Sometimes I'm happy - you can tell via Twitter. Sometimes I'm pissed off - you can tell via ... WALE If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. SARGENT SHRIVER I'm generally so disoriented during the week about what I'm doing and where I am - I travel ... 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TOM HANKS Everything that UCLA stands for, it's top of the food chain. So you either look at those things ... STEVE ALFORD I'm good at what I do, but I wouldn't be so bold and arrogant as to say something disrespect... LL COOL J I had a few really bad years in school, just from not fitting in and being bullied. It was kind of b... CARRIE VAUGHN A famous actor told me once - I don't want to name names, I hate that sort of thing - but I was ... SAM CLAFLIN There are a lot of actors who try to get records made and try to make record deals, and everybody go... JOHN MELLENCAMP I was talking to Rupert Murdoch the other day at a lunch, and he said, 'Maybe I'll live to 1... GERRY HARVEY I try not to be cruel to people. I know there's a karma, and I'm constantly thinking of my b... MISSY ELLIOTT If Dana White can offer a contract that's not one-sided, and it's not cumbersome to the poin... FEDOR EMELIANENKO He did it just about like the last few weeks. 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Call it the cere... AKIKO BUSCH My cash cows, the slick magazines, were put out of business by TV. KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki... KURT VONNEGUT Oh, sure, we have another world war coming, and another great depression, but where are the leaders ... KURT VONNEGUT Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been... KURT VONNEGUT If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely y... KURT VONNEGUT There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look. KURT VONNEGUT I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. KURT VONNEGUT I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know... KURT VONNEGUT If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. 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KURT COBAIN The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much wi... KURT VONNEGUT We are all what we pretend to be, but, we had better be very careful what we pretend. KURT VONNEGUT I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver... KURT VONNEGUT I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds o... KURT VONNEGUT We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. KURT VONNEGUT Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than befo... KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order, so they'll have... KURT VONNEGUT There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos inste... KURT VONNEGUT There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him. KURT VONNEGUT I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled Science Fiction and I would like out, par... KURT VONNEGUT Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. KURT VONNEGUT Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us hu... KURT VONNEGUT There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to have without reser... KURT VONNEGUT My generation's apathy. I'm disgusted with it. I'm disgusted with my own apathy too, for being spine... KURT COBAIN We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers. KURT COBAIN The worst crime is faking it KURT COBAIN Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must hav... KURT TUCHOLSKY Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but... KURT VONNEGUT You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' b... KURT ANGLE Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex. KURT ANGLE Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad. KURT COBAIN Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes a... KURT COBAIN Love is a gift. You can't buy it, you can't find it, someone has to give it to you. Learn to be rece... KURT LANGNER It was a thunderingly beautiful experience -- voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell. KURT VONNEGUT We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrol... KURT VONNEGUT My first year of pro ball I played in the Northwest league and made the all-star team, and the next ... KURT RUSSELL Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why. KURT VONNEGUT It took me a few years to explain to my colleagues and my mentors and the people that I looked up to... KURT ANGLE I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don'... KURT ANGLE Plenty of people detested Michael Jackson before his death wiped away the world's collective mem... KURT EICHENWALD When Jack Swagger copies my Ankle Lock and Randy Orton does my Angle Slam, it's disrespectful. I... KURT ANGLE And so popular culture raises issues that are very important, actually, in the country I think. You ... KURT LODER