When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

When you say "I love you", I expect you to prove it.

As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when life gives them lemons make lemonade, and everyone else. And although those smug lemonade-makers think the rest of us just sit around all day day bitching about not getting oranges, they're wrong. It's all about volume. When you're ass-deep in lemons, you start looking for a shovel, not a pitcher and a cup of sugar

when life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food

When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.