When my wife and I got married, she thought of me being an easygoing person, and I warned her I wasn't.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Nobody else took what I was doing seriously, so nobody would want to work with me. I was thought to be a bit eccentric and maybe cranky.

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.