When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.