When people see my show, they may not laugh out loud as they do with some of the classic comedians, but they do enjoy it. I regret that I called it comedy to begin with; I should have called it 'An Evening With' or put it down as spoken word. But the emphasis is always on funny stories.
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Related Everyone has a gift. It's up to you to decide what you do with it. ANTHONY T. HINCKS Drowning his misery with alcohol and junk food was like sticking plaster on an infected cut. It mask... JAY NORTHCOTE This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS Do. Then talk. In that order. SOTERO M LOPEZ II The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want... TREVOR NOAH Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an... CAMILLE SWEENEY I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutter... JAMES EARL JONES Sometimes you'll see people give performances in comedy with an ironic detachment where they'... ZACH WOODS If you want one thing too much it’s likely to be a disappointment. The healthy way is to learn to ... LARRY MCMURTRY Better to feel nothing, to be numb, than to lose control. It's the only way I know to deal with it. JULIE KAGAWA Getting on with her life is important. But right now it may be more important to put the feelings ou... JENNIFER BROWN They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it. JAMES C. DOBSON Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it. DEYTH BANGER Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it... BRUCE MCCULLOCH It's funny - it's called 'The Voice,' but I sure as hell didn't have the best vo... CASSADEE POPE What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b... STEPHEN R. COVEY When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... DEYTH BANGER Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY Do the thing and you will have the power. RALPH WALDO EMERSON If you want a revenge, don't hold it. It poisons you. Either you just let the grudge go, or mak... TOBA BETA dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i... ANON QUOTER Do it and they will follow CHARMAINE J. FORDE Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything... JOHN LENNON The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're n... EUGENE MIRMAN People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty o... MICHAEL PATRICK KING I went to see 'Shine a Light,' and it was the most perfect thing I could have done to watch ... BEN DANIELS The biggest thing I want to see is that people have the drive to succeed. If they can 'take it o... TILMAN J. FERTITTA 'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they ... ADAM PALLY Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. JAMES LIPTON Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just... SPOKEN REASONS I think comedians partially use it for shock value. They know it makes people uncomfortable, so they... CHRISTOPHER MILLER Name the fears that are holding you back. It's the equivalent of flooding the boogeyman with light. GINA GREENLEE I love meeting 'the Odd Man Out' - like fans of 'Baywatch' who regret, as I do, that... NICOLE EGGERT I don't care if the audience is 600 Saul Bellows; I'm going to knock them dead with a comedy... T. C. BOYLE These days, many people are unwilling to see their dog as an animal. Let's face it: they are cut... TAYLOR NEGRON I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians.... STEVE MARTIN To be political means to speak out, to risk being called 'catty', or worse. I don't hear... MADELEINE M. KUNIN Most aspiring child actors or child stars have a passion for it. But as easy as it is for me to say ... NICK CANNON Whether it's your personal life or career, people feel they have carte blanche to everything that go... FAITH EVANS I enjoy a third act, and I like stories with ending. A lot of my frustration with serialized storyte... NIC PIZZOLATTO Today, the paparazzi are not just photographers: everyone has a cell phone with a camera. If they se... RANBIR KAPOOR Sometimes shit's gotta be done and I just fuckin' do it! MANUEL MONGRAIN It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.... RACHAEL HARRIS 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON I also care that the public are getting their 12 dollars worth when they go to a movie, and that the... SAM WORTHINGTON Isn't it amazing that we’ll cause ourselves more pain by thinking about, and avoiding something we... JAMES A. MURPHY The Pulitzer has nothing to do with me; it's more about people's perceptions of me, whatever... DAVID LINDSAY-ABAIRE I experimented with my own one-man show a couple of years ago in Aspen when HBO used to have their c... ALAN ZWEIBEL How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word call... MARCO RUBIO When I do a 30-minute meal, for instance, on Food Network, that's my food you see at the end of ... RACHAEL RAY People have always heard voices. Sometimes they're called shamans, sometimes they're called ... RUTH OZEKI I think they called it 'sucking up' to begin with. They finally had to come up with another name. RICHARD PETTY In my film 'Queen', there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they ... KANGANA RANAUT I prefer to like the people I invest in, but it's not an absolute necessity, as long as they hav... LORI GREINER My great fear has always been complete and utter failure. Hence, you see, all the dispossessed peopl... PETER ACKROYD The word 'art' interests me very much. If it comes from Sanskrit, as I've heard, it sign... MARCEL DUCHAMP I'm not in the K-1 tournament. We thought about it but they really don't want me as they fee... LARRY HOLMES For some reason, people with comedy, any time they can detect a pattern, it kind of freaks them out.... ADAM MCKAY A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves... CARLY CRAIG Some of my friends say that I only talk about myself. But it is funny: my house is covered in art bu... MARIO TESTINO Well, Neighbours wanted to do a song on the show, and they asked me what songs I had. I told them I&... DELTA GOODREM I always pondered why do people change their cars as soon as they have problems with it while they n... MINA TADROS You know, when I put out records that may not work or connect with the audience, it's because I&... T.I. There's doubt in trying. Just do it or stop thinking. TOBA BETA Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so... GARY F EVANS... Don't think it. Do it! ANTHONY T. HINCKS They can't give you all that, Mr Jimson,' said Walter, who was upset. 'It wouldn't be right. What wo... JOYCE CARY To be honest with you, the dramatic side is more fun to play because I don't get to do it as oft... ERICA ASH I've worked with people and I've known people that were really competitive, but I've alw... ANNE HATHAWAY I do have a nickname with my family; I'm called Snappy, because I do get to be a bit snippy at t... ELIZA COUPE It's not about finding Mr Right, or that sort of conventional ending, but I do want my character... CECELIA AHERN I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my ches... KEVIN HART Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your bo... MICHAEL SHOWALTER I always wanted to do a comedy, but I wanted to pick the right one. But it came down to working with... RYAN GOSLING ... As far I did it... I lost playing against my computer... and I won against my computer. So far t... DEYTH BANGER I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the ... NICK CANNON I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are... DANE COOK And what do they want!? DEYTH BANGER I never understand when people say, 'Do you do comedy or tragedy?' I don't think they... MIKE NICHOLS I think the fact that they didn't attain the level of success of solo artists probably has something... DAVID NATHAN Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life. JAMES C. DOBSON Nothing can escape death. Not even the Sun. Not even the Earth. Not even the unive... HINA YU I think it's very important that we instill in our kids that it has nothing to do with their nam... MELINDA GATES I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a... STEVE HARVEY I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau... GREG BEHRENDT I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I was doing a show at the Comedy Store which Eddie Izzard saw, and we chatted for a bit afterwards. ... TREVOR NOAH I don't think the job of the antiracist is to convert the far-out heathen racist, or give them t... TIM WISE I'll tell you what I think is not okay. Have you ever seen that show on MSNBC, 'Lockup?'... SETH MACFARLANE Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... CRAIG GROESCHEL If you can dream it, you can do it. ENZO FERRARI I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still fu... CONSTANCE WU I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought tha... PAUL REISER I have always loved contemporary dance, but it has always been a bit of a mystery to me. But choreog... MICHAEL LEUNIG I've never been pushy. People have said I should have been, more, but I'm not sure. I've... JOHN HURT I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER God walked with humanity in the cool of the day and gave them the most difficult and hottest parts o... JOEY TALLADINO I don't know where they (tabloids) come up with these things. One week, they have me going out with ... HALLE BERRY I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star ... LEBRON JAMES I'm a truth seeker. That's what I do every day on the show - put out the truth. Some people don't li... OPRAH WINFREY
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