When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else.

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.

Conversation should touch everything, but should concentrate itself on nothing.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

The liar at any rate recognizes that recreation, not instruction, is the aim of conversation, and is a far more civilized being than the blockhead who loudly expresses his disbelief in a story which is told simply for the amusement of the company

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.