When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

She's on the stairs, ma'am, getting her breath,' said the young servant, who had not been long up from the country, where my mother had the excellent habit of getting all her servants. Often she had seen them born. That's the only way to get really good ones. And they're the rarest of luxuries.

It's my red hair that interferes with my good sense. All that color so close to my brain, it plum disorients me most days.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

Сега не съм по-мързелив, отколкото бях преди 40г., но то е защото още преди 40г. бях достигнал крайния предел на мързела. Човек не е в състояние да надхвърли възможностите ти.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.