When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.

Shit is the tofu of cursing.

Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?

You curse a lot.'

'Fuck you - I hardly curse at all.

Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!

Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.