When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.

First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

Mankind deserves sacrifice - but not of mankind.

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.