When the cats away, the mice will play!

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched.

Our likely team will also not be revealed when we play the Cats the following Wednesday in our final warm-up. Obviously we are going to have a few surprises and we would like to keep those to ourselves.

I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's because it's not my cat. I mean, your wife wouldn't jump on my lap. That's because she's your wife, not mine. Until you have your own cat, you really don't understand.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.