When the Kerry election ended, so did the headquarters because Kerry lost.

We closed over the winter because of high heat costs.

We are unique in that no other political party that we know of is supported by a thrift shop.

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.

Because of the grass and open face, I take one more club for shots from the rough, unless the ball is sitting on top of dry grass. Then, I use more loft and swing softer, trying to hit it about 70 percent to avoid a flyer over the green.

My first gig was in Philadelphia and I played the drums for my older brothers. That same night, I also played drums for Martha and the Vandellas. Ah, the fond memories of being 14.