When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

God's everywhere.
So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.

You may be coated in chocolate, but I'm dipped in shit.

When you read between the lines, you must have bloody good eyesight because I can't see a bloody thing!

If you don't look. You can't see.

If it wasn't for life, I wouldn't have you.