When we first saw this it looked like a soft drink, it's got fruit on it. Even when you take the top off and smell it, it smells like a fruit drink.

A lot of people who are in that business are just not very good detectives. ... They often may not be dishonest, but they're not very good about going about their jobs. Most of the time, it's a bum steer.

You may keep it without any obligation whatsoever.

Remember when you're dealing with a company from out of state in a hotel room, they're going to be gone the next day and it may be difficult for you to get your money back.

We want to tell people you may be pressured at these meetings, you may be told that you'll get your money back and that may not happen. Why give your money before you even know what the program is?

I’m Temple Claybourne, an upright, warm-blooded hairy mammal, Caucasian, skidding into my fourth decade of existence, the progeny of meat-eating Anglo-Saxon tribal chieftains, left-handed, flat of foot, with low cholesterol and a predictably receding hairline, carrying a zero debt load, a nervous driver, nervous in crowds, nervous around women, hungry with curiosity, a collector of comforting, unnecessary things.