When you allow children and politicians to do as they please, and then one day it is you who has to suffer at their hands, that's called justice.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.

Those who vote against, instead of for, because of some false sense of patriotism is but one brain cell above one who has gone mad.

I’m getting old and my memory is not as trustworthy as it once was, but I do not remember meeting a coward who wasn’t a liar or a liar who wasn’t a coward.

I learned a long time ago that these so-called adults are just tall children. There’s never been a king, president or Pope who hasn’t thought, if not said, “If the fools only knew.”