When you board, tell a flight attendant that you're sick.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit.

You're going from Dallas to Sioux City (Iowa) or Dallas to Casper (Wyoming) or Dallas to Albuquerque (New Mexico), where capacity is not an issue. There are more airplanes in the system, but they are not going hub to hub, where the real congestion exists.

Civilization is what makes you sick.

When everybody's clicking, we can put a lot of runs on the board.